so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck
We’ve all been extremely vocal for quite some time about the way Asami, Mako, Bolin, and others have been handled throughout the seasons. However, one character who has been consistently handled nearly flawlessly has been Korra herself. Below I’ll map out and describe the processes involved in molding her, but here are three words (in order) to summarize it: event, choice, consequences.
“The narrator cannot escape the consequences of the story he is telling.” – Anton Chekov
"You will never walk again. But you will fly"
*Mary’s ex gets invited to the wedding*
John: *not bothered*
*Janine walks out of Sherlocks bedroom wearing his shirt*
John: wtf the fuck
The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event, and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
So, I was in anatomy and physiology the other day, and I saw this girl with this print-out. Being me with my obsession with anime, i run to her and scream,”OMG WHAT YOU WATCH ATTACK ON TITAN, TOO?!!”. She turned around and look at me as if she didn’t know life and said, “What the fuck is that?”. And that’s when I realized that it was the muscles of the human body. I fucking thought it was a colossal Titan.
my school is basically filled with ugly and annoying people
You know, Thranduil is actually the only Third Age Elven ruler who isn’t using a Ring of Power to protect his lands. Elrond has Vilya, Galadriel has Nenya, and even Cirdan (ruler of the Grey Havens) had Narya until he gave it to Gandalf.
So for thousands of years Thranduil has been defending his lands on his own against Orcs, Goblins, and Giant Spiders, plus Sauron setting up a summer home in his forest. And yet his hair STILL looks perfect.
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
so slang is slang for slang